Nana Patekar
"Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati
 bana dalega.Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega."
Shatrughan Sinha
Khamosh ! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai.
Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.
Dharmendra
Galat jawab ! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee
jaoonga.
Amrish Puri
Sahi jawab ! Mogambo khush hua !
Amjad Khan
Kitne options the ? Chaar ! Soover ke bachchon !
Chaar chaar options ! Bahut na-insaafi hai
! Dhish-keoin Dhish-keoin ! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab main uda diye.
Ab bol, tera kya hoga kaaliya ?
Sanjay Dutt
Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai ?
Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne -
tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko
idhar-eech phod dalega.
Raj Kumar
Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne dost ko phone
kar ke sawaal pooch letey.
Jagdeep
Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho gayi khaali.
Mere pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre
mujhko jaane do.
Mithun Chakraborty
Eeyaeech ! Tu audience poll karega ? Aye, yahan ke
 public ke paas time nahin hai.
 Kya nahin hai ? Time nahin hai.
Kesto Mukherji
 Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab kuch do-do dikh
rahela hai.Hee-heek. Yeh aath options
kidhar se aa gaye ? Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad
gayeli hai.
Ashok Kumar
To abhi aapne yeh dekha ( wheeze ), ki yahan se
Delhi ke Ramesh Kumar ( gasp ), yahan se Rs.
 20,000 leke chale gaye. ( groan ). Kal aur dus logon
 ko leke phir milenge Hum Log ( croak ).
Shahrukh khan
yeh sala  kkkkkkkkkkkaun banega Crorepatee mein kiss
ko  chance milney ko mangta...
us key ley faztezt finger kheley ga... aeee taporeee
 loog haat apnee jaib sey bahaarr.. aur ankien
(sala udhar kaikoo dekhta hai maa bhen nahee hai
 terey ghar mein ) idhar dekhney ka..kidhar computer
 per...... saalaa.